WHAT A GUY! WHAT A LIFE!

We’ve all met genuine characters in our lives, but I know one who tops them all.

            For starters, he’s the sole beneficiary of a generous passive income, not to mention free health insurance, twenty-four-hour-a-day chauffeur service and an endless, complementary supply of food – which, of course – is prepared by a personal chef (who doubles as his nutritionist and exercise coach).  His retirement plan is guaranteed and fully capitalized.

            He has no reason to get out of bed each day except to do what he feels like on his own timetable and to bask in the adoration he receives everywhere he goes.

            Ironically, he has no discernible talents beyond his native charm, though some claim it’s a function of his size-to-gentleness-ratio.

            So, how does he do it?  How does he live such as stress-free life?  How does he turn everyone he meets into a quivering puddle of emotion?

            Confidence has a lot to do with it, and believe me, he’s got that in excess.  His native sweetness plays a big part, too. A colossal absence of self-awareness and a zero presence of malice also help.  But having observed him, his habits and behaviors from up close for quite some time, I’d attribute it to one immutable factor.

            He.  Just.  Is.  Who.  He.  Is.

            His name?

            Himself, Our Royal Majestic Highness, the Notorious and Perspicacious Jeff IV…

            And he’s living his very best life!